**34th and Madison – Two Men Walking**** Man #1: **Oh my God. Is that an arm?** Man #2: **What, that? No.** Man #1: **No, I think it is.** Man #2:** Oh my God.
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**Returning Home from Work – Woman**** Woman:** Franklin! I swear to God, if you forgot to pick up the dry cleaning again—Franklin?
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**Outside a Restaurant – Valet Parkers**** Valet Parker #1: **307, the Lexus, never left the restaurant.** Valet Parker #2:** I’ll go check the trunk of his car.
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**At Front Door – Pizza Delivery Boy**** Pizza Boy:** Pizza’s here. Hello? Oh God.
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**In Central Park – Two Women Walking**** Woman #1: **Don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.** Woman #2: **Oh my God. What is that?** Woman #1: **Is that a torso?** Woman #2:** Call 911.
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**Neighbor’s House – Married Couple**** Neighbor Wife: **Don, their music is so loud. Just go over there.** Neighbor Husband: **Alright, fine. (Goes next door, returns)** Neighbor Wife: **Well?** Neighbor Husband:** Call the police.
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**In a Hotel – Two Maids**** Maid #1: **What kind of jerk trashes a hotel room like this?** Maid #2: **It’s gross. We’d better get started.** Maid #1:** Dios mío. Look.
