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Godzilla Visits Exeter; Leaves Unexpected Gift

EXETER, NH- Authorities are baffled at what appears to be the largest giant lizard attack in southern New Hampshire since April 2002. Godzilla was spotted ravaging the Phillips Exeter campus early Thursday morning, exhibiting a blatant disregard for public safety. Exeter student Elmyra Fartpimple witnessed the entire event.