The Eighth Page

New Years Resolutions

Sometimes we all come up a tad short of our goals. And over the years, I’ve learned to deal with disappointment. But during my winter break, things were going to be different. Over this restful vacation, I assured myself that I would set clear goals and, of course, shatter them. Now as a surprising as it may seem, I did not shatter these fairly simple goals. I didn’t even make a dent in them. I’d like to dedicate this article to Howie Mandel, host of the hit show