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I would just like to point out that everything which I talk about in this article is real, at least as far as I can tell. I found all of the news stories via the internet, and have not bothered to check the reliability of any of these sources. However, they are all fairly entertaining, so, here we go… A 42 year old man with no prior experience in rocketry became the SooToday.com Rocket Scientist of the Week last Friday. (They use the term sarcasticaclly). Steven Woods was holding a makeshift target practice inside his apartment, when he missed the pillow which he had set up as a target and sent the arrow flying out of a window, narrowly missing a passerby and lodging itself into a nearby wooden fence. The Associate Press reports some of the Meals-Ready-to-Eat (MREs) given for free to victims of Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, and Wilma have purportedly turned up for sale on eBay. As one seller explained,