10. Thou shalt not operate thy drones about campus.
9. Thou shalt not fail to zigzag atop the Lawn of Greatness.
8. Thou shalt not play thy favorite song about snakes not desiring any unless thou has buns.
7. Thou shalt not show thy ankles! How repulsive and revealing.
6. Thou shalt not siteth in low’r right if thou art a youngling.
5. Thou shalt not frolick in the Sanctuary with thy partner.
4. Thou shalt not “borroweth” other students’ scooters.
3. Thou shalt not crosseth the avenue without pushing thy button.
2. Thou shalt not make like pepper and grind.
1. Thou shalt write for Features.
