10. Apparently just dancing with him at a dance doesn’t make him your boyfriend.
9. He doesn’t care who “A” is.
8. He caught you thinking of the names of your future children together… What kind of name is Tasapolos anyway?
7. He’s too dedicated to his twitter… #singlegirlprobz
6. Long distance relationship (The Knoll is just too far from WQS)
5. Gelb dance.
4. A little too much conversation, not enough action, baby.
3. He discovered pHarmony.
2. It’s not you, it’s him.
1. For a Features writer.