You just got caught.

Your house counselor has just walked into your best friend’s dorm room to find three empty beer bottles on the floor, and two in the hands of your friends. There are six students in the room; only three have been drinking. You are not one of them.

As your face burns red, you profess your innocence. Unfortunately, two of your drunken friends choose to take that infamous advice, lie and claim that they too are innocent. You all smell of alcohol.

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