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Accolades & Escalades

Jack Handy once said, “I’d rather be rich than stupid.” Snoop Dogg once said that he would like to roll down the street doing [something the copy editors took out] and sippin’ on [another something the copy editors took out] mixed with juice. Keeping these pearls of wisdom in mind, Sarah and I decided to…

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Ivana Mandic

A quick note about this: Sarah Chang ’05 showed this to me one day, and it inspired me throughout my entire Senior Fall and has continued to help me keep going this term. I simply felt that the awareness regarding Women’s Professional Basketball was not up to par, and thus I’ve chosen to showcase my…

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Christmas on the Moon

Though I wish I could say otherwise, my immediate family is not a particularly festive crew when holiday time rolls around. My mother, usually dresses as a high-effort scary old woman for Halloween, guards the driveway, stalking back and forth across the gravel holding a broom and a moderately-sized bowl of those Reisen chocolate things….

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Ramon and His Shopping Cart

My parents sit, eyes open wide with amazement, reading through the thick, laminated portfolio – my Christmas list. They are intensely focused on the items on the list, but every so often a question like, “A jet ski?” or “What do you need an industrial-sized barrel of caviar for?” can be heard. Creating the list…

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Supertool

As the straggling light of winter slips into the new year, we’re assured of a few things: the Chick-fil-a bowl, the hideous visage of Dick Clark, overrated parties and New Year’s resolutions. According to some government census, most Americans claim they will lose weight, or stop smoking. Admittedly, most of these resolutions are ditched about…

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