“At least my mom sent me a Valentine.”
“Almost mullet season boys.”
“Is it still cheating if I don’t get caught?”
“Being alone and being lonely are two totally different things. Unfortunately I’m both”
“In lieu of candy, I’ll be accepting adderall as a Valentine’s day gift.”
“I ordered my valentine some balloons from China, but I think their shipping process may have caused some misunderstanding.”
“I only asked her to be my valentine so I could meet her mom”
“If Casino Night is anything like Fliff I’ll go”
