The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Our Spring Break Adventures

Florida’s so basic… the Eighth Page hit up Atlantis because we always go against the grain.

Reminded our parents that transcripts from the Academy don’t always represent how very hard we worked, Dad.

Gazed out the window looking at the night sky contemplating what the stars had in mind for our horoscopes tomorrow. Will my mood be frenzy or calm? When will be our lucky time of day be? Who will be my match?

Had a heart-to-heart with the other guy wearing a Patagonia vest on the safari.

Went on a tea excursion sampling teas from around the world. 10/10 would recommend Adagio Golden Yunnan and Darjeeling.

Realized that we don’t have any friends or worthwhile relationships back home.