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Features – Phillipian Satire: Top Ten Medieval Swears

10. Strumpet!

9. Confounded Tooth!

8. Bepuzzled Dunce!

7. Wrinkle-Robed Priest!

6. A Piece of Fish that is Spoiled!

5. Leprosy!

4. Nymph-Terrored Daemon!

3. When the Beat Drops, Pick it up.

2. Dragons who are Burning our Homes and Crops!

1. Muttonhead!