10: GVS pre-preseason pool party.
9: Didn’t want to be seen in Upper Right.
8: You called Sam Phil “Samuel Phillips Hall” one too many times.
7: Chipotle run, and they didn’t want to pay for your extra guac.
6: Urgent “Netflix and Chill” with the new PG.
5: They suddenly had many commitments when you mentioned your deep love for toenail art.
4: Wanted to be at one with the grass in the Cochran Sanctuary.
3: Needed to bid for that tiger print carpet on eBay.
2: Had to practice throwing a lacrosse ball against the Memorial Bell Tower.
1: Went to read Features.
