The Eighth Page

Things Overheard at Prom

10. “No wait. This is my favorite Lady Gaga song” 9. “Here’s that punch you asked for… Oh don’t worry about that white powder.” 8. “Wow, this boat sure is stable!” 7. “No, that’s not a roll of quarters.” 6. “I only hope the actual event can live up to the awesomeness of that bus ride up.” 5. “If only Massie were here…” 4. “This is at least one and a half times better than Gelb. And there’s only one floor!” 3. “I should’ve read that ‘Getting Lucky’ guide in Features.” 2. “Sex?” 1. “You look nice.”