The Eighth Page

Top Ten: Prepfessions of the Future

10. “Where the students can do differential calculus faster than a supercomputing robot”
-Exeter

9. “At Exeter, the students have less of a social life than a supercomputing robot”
-Andover

8. “You know your teacher is old when he still uses an iPhone #instagrampa”
–`Venus Academy

7. “When your prefect catches you watching risqué holograms after lights-out” –Andover

6. “Where the robots get more at dances than anyone else”
–South Mars Prep

5. “Teleportation pads have been broken for a week and OPP still hasn’t fixed them 🙁 ” –Andover

4. “A Junior hoverboarder didn’t zig-zag over the grass. He was expelled.” –Andover

3. “Where two Juniors were caught repairing their spaceship in the theater on a Wednesday during finals week.” –Andover

2. “When Venus’s atmosphere crushes you at an away game… #otherworldproblems”
–Jupiter Prep

1. “A kid was hospitalized from exposure to gamma rays during the Senior Spring Break trip to Pluto #thatstings” –Andover