Arts

Phillipian Satire: The Academy’s New Task Forces

Anti-Uggs Initiative

Leave Kanye Alone 

Incorporate Eighth Page into Required Curriculum 

Abolish Physics 

Anti-Den Monopoly 

Swaddle Your White Fragility (this one already exists, but at least give it a name)

Reserve Lower Right Table for Teaching Fellows 

CVS Shoplift Prevention 

Deodorant for Freshmen 

Pay Student Leaders (den credit is acceptable)

Ice Salt/Cocaine Identification 

Faculty Apartment Search 

Rand Corporation 

Sykes Counseling Confidentiality