Anti-Uggs Initiative
Leave Kanye Alone
Incorporate Eighth Page into Required Curriculum
Abolish Physics
Anti-Den Monopoly
Swaddle Your White Fragility (this one already exists, but at least give it a name)
Reserve Lower Right Table for Teaching Fellows
CVS Shoplift Prevention
Deodorant for Freshmen
Pay Student Leaders (den credit is acceptable)
Ice Salt/Cocaine Identification
Faculty Apartment Search
Rand Corporation
Sykes Counseling Confidentiality