The Eighth Page

Things To Do For Fun at Exeter

10. Cut your toenails.

9. Watch paint dry… on Exeter’s brand new campus wide T.V. channel, The Drying Paint Network.

8. Go cow-tipping… but beware the locals. They shoot on sight.

7. Calculator silent auction.

6. Talk to your mom on the phone.

5. Study human anatomy. I think it’s chapter 9 in the biology book?

4. Appreciate the geometry of a Harkness Table.

3. Wear blue jeans – how rebellious!

2. Arson

1. Dream about being an Andover student.