Features

By Phillipian Features Editors CXXXV — 2/2/2012

Dear readers,

Beautiful, beautiful readers. Oh so beautiful. We, as your incredibly humble, exceedingly handsome and surprisingly contradictory Features editors are honored to present to you our first official section. For the next year we will caress you with comedy, hug you with humor...

By Phillipian Features Editors CXXXV — 2/2/2012
10. UM - Good things come in small packages. Except for Sam 9. Already installed an indoor basketball court 8. No kopy editurs too censor Featrys... (Maia can’t tuch any; un-front page.) 7. Sam Green...
By Phillipian Features Editors CXXXIV — 1/26/2012
10. @hawtnerdgurl13 9. @OverheardinSilentStudy 8. @WheresWaldy 7. @PAPS 6. @getSYKEd 5. @HOSdaylivefeed 4. @thebarriKUTA 3. @PAfightclub @firstrule 2. @BigBlueYikes 1. @Featurez
By Phillipian Features Editors CXXXIV — 1/12/2012
10. Apparently just dancing with her at a dance doesn’t make her your girlfriend. 9. Guess she didn’t appreciate the Pokémon themed birthday party as much as you thought she would. 8. She didn’t...
By Phillipian Features Editors CXXXIV — 1/12/2012
10. Apparently just dancing with him at a dance doesn’t make him your boyfriend. 9. He doesn’t care who “A” is. 8. He caught you thinking of the names of your future children together... What kind...
By Phillipian Features Editors CXXXIV — 1/5/2012
10. Actually do your never-collected math/physics homework 9. Stop getting lost in Sam-Phil 8. Figure out where the gym is 7. Start reading Mr. Murphy’s e-mails 6. Brush your teeth at least once...
By Leo Cohen
jon Bakken — 11/10/2011
Exeter football had their most successful game of the season, narrowly defeating Phillips Academy Andover in an intense match up culminating deep in the fourth quarter. The Andover team was...

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By Caitlin Clancy — 1/26/2012
The beginning of each term marks the start of classes and extracurricular commitments. Upon returning to my favorite project, ARC, a community...
By Phillipan Editors CXXXIV — 1/26/2012
For the past four years, Phillipian editors were privileged to enjoy the quiet presence of Harold Kane, who came down to the newsroom on Thursday...
By Andrew Yang — 1/26/2012
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