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Top Ten: Renaissance Commandments

10. Thou shalt not operate thy drones about campus. 9. Thou shalt not fail to zigzag atop the Lawn of Greatness. 8. Thou shalt not play thy favorite song about snakes not desiring any unless thou has buns. 7. Thou shalt not show thy ankles! How repulsive and revealing. 6. Thou shalt not siteth in…

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Machiavelli Disciple Elected

The ascendance to ultimate power is and never will be, by any means, easy. One must toss aside any scrap of moral dignity if one seeks to gain ultimate power. One must truly embrace the raw Cluster Dean spirit burrowed internally, and this is exactly what our newly elected Cluster Dean, Kanye Northeast, did. In…

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