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Bubonic Plague Hits Campus

The recent buzz on campus regarding the outbreak of Bubonic plague has caused a heightening concern about Andover’s health. “We do not know how the Bubonic plague entered our environment atop Andover hill,” said Ghengis K., Dean of Rat Control on campus. Students who are not quarantined or choking on their own bile predict the…

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