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Kickin’ Back Winter Style

What, I wonder, could I say about winter term that you don’t already know? Thanks to Ed, the custodian who cleans Stuart, King of Dorms and home to me, I found out that it was cold outside (I also learned this from the fact that all the snot in my nose froze the second I…

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Poetry in Motion

If one were to criticize the Features section of The Phillipian (which clearly one would never do because a) it rules; b) Derrick Kuan ’04 is hotter than fresh roadkill on a dirt road in Mexico during July; and c) Anthony Reyes owns a hammer), one might comment on its lack of — make that…

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The Rage of Anthony Reyes 3

I was sitting at my Student Council meeting being the coolest Secretary this joint (the Trustees’ Room) has ever had until I felt some gooey wet stuff fall onto my pants. I lifted my hands from my laptop, pausing the minutes-taking, to look first right and then left. What did I see? The final three…

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Back from the Dead: Mc Garvery Does Winter Term

It’s the time of year when layers of clothing are shed like layers of unnecessary flab and it seems like that homicidally depressed senior you know is finally beginning to smile (eh, maybe it’s just the Valium). Yes boys and girls, spring is here. Here in the upper limits of the American north, we’ve withstood…

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