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The Eighth Page

Junior Monkey Love

Last Thursday night, I received an email from the desk of Nathan S. Scott ’05. This was very exciting because I never get email, which is why I only check it nine times per hour. But this was no ordinary message from the librarians threatening to confiscate my firstborn son. No, it was a lot…

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On the Red Carpet with Ali and Jenny

Guess who we are? IMPORTANT! And guess who are you? Well, we don’t really care. What were you doing last Friday night? Again, we don’t care so stop asking, darling. Let us tell you about our Friday night- and all the gorgeous darling angels who attended the Archival Ball. They were intoxicatingly fabulous, as was…

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Fashion Police

Hey Gang! As we all know last weekend was Anthony Reyes ’05’s own Presidential Bash! As always, the Features Fashion Force was out in full force looking for the most sheik and stylish duds, and at Mr. Reyes’ party thing, the Fashion Force was not disappointed! Anthony himself was dressed to the nines in a…

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Toady

A fan of mine recently commented that I have been too insulting in my latest articles. They said that they prefer my self-deprecating humor to when I make fun of my general reading audience. However, at this point in time I don’t feel that it’s appropriate for me to make fun of myself. I am…

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Nughes and Feechers

Commentary, without a doubt, is the hottest section of The Phillipian (In more ways than one: holla to our associates Cassie Tognoni ’05 and Jane Herzeca ’05, Beecher loves you. And Tyler Hill ’05 – Alanna says she will never forget the romantic nights you shared “laying out the page” in the photo room). Every…

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