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Library Libel

As I am a consummately organized and conscientious student, I am confronted on a daily basis by hordes of lesser beings who wish for me to teach them about my study routine. So, I’d like to present A Night at the Library, a scrupulously detailed, play-by-play account of just one of the countless nights I’ve…

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A Little Girl’s Journey for Love

Recently, I got an email from the two Features Associate Editors that confirmed my worst fears. It read, “Jess, try to be more funny-haha than funny-pass me another mint julep, Jeeves.” Simply stated, I just wasn’t bling-bling enough. In a world of Ja-Rule and Jay-Z wannabes, I was taking lessons from, well, Mr. Rogers [Editor’s…

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Jordyn Fenton ’16: Horsies, Moosies, and More!

Disclaimer: All of the dialogue in the following article was really spoken by the precociously articulate Jordy Fenton ’16. The Phillipian and I would like to thank her for the time she spent answering our rapid fire questions and for the sunny air she lends to the Day Hall atmosphere. I live with her. I…

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The Art of Finding a Date to the Blue and Silver

In the bleak social tundra of winter term, it seems that only one event can bring real and genuine joy to the masses: The Blue and Silver Semi-Formal Dance. All across campus junior boys huddle en mass, refusing to ask any female in the entire school, out of pure fear. On the flip side of…

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