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Fram Tells it How it Is

I’ll admit it. I used to have a problem, and last spring I was put on probation because of my problem. Since May I have been completely clean, but due to my addictive personality, I have developed other habits. Most notable among these are gambling with my mom. We usually bet on stuff like if…

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Lights Out — Shhhhh!

If you don’t know anything about Warcraft 3, then don’t bother reading this article… WAIT! Do continue reading this article because it is about something greater than weekend LAN parties and Dungeons and Dragons. It is about freshman girls. Though seemingly harmless to an innocent bystander, these girls, or at least the ones in Nathan…

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Choose Your Own Adventure: College Edition

One morning, a little girl or boy (this is you!) woke up to start another stress-free day up on Andover Hill. Something was nagging your little clever mind, however. Suddenly you remember: “I had almost forgotten,” you exclaimed. “I am already two weeks into my freshman year. Someone told me by now I should have…

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Quad Day: Taylor Kisses and Tells

Traditionally, Quad Day has been a joyous, lighthearted celebration, providing the entire PA community with an opportunity to start the year off well. However, that all changed last September, when the Taylor Kissing Booth, a recent Quad Day tradition, became the source of a massive outbreak of an orally transmitted infection that devastated not only…

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The Return of the Haiku

For those of you who are new to this fine institution, last year at the beginning of the spring term I used the Features section of this paper to do a little experiment in self-expression, and I chose a simple, elegant form of verse to do so. Simply put, I was too lazy to write…

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