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The Eighth Page Presents: The Exonian- Teaching Fellow Sent to Student-With-Legacy-Led-Disciplinary-Committee after Failing to Properly Chaperone Halloween Dance

Although Exeter’s halloween dance may have seemed like it was totally lit and represented a good, clean fun at a non-denominational, inclusive, and diverse boarding school, one teaching fellow thought otherwise. On Saturday night, Mr. Dewey, an English teaching fellow, left after the last song to return to his faculty apartment, without saying goodnight to…

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The Eighth Page Presents: The Exonian- Several Ex-Presidents Deny Honorary Exeter Diplomas

Anonymous sources within several past presidents’ offices have confirmed that they were approached this past week by Exeter’s headmaster Lisa MacFarlane to come to campus and accept an honorary diploma, despite a total absence of connection with the school. One staffer told the Exonian, “I got a call from a raspy, haunted voice that kept…

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The Eighth Page Presents: The Exonian- The Week’s Top Headlines

Students Caught Studying in Library After Hours Visiting Comedian Receives Enthusiastic Chuckles and Murmurs From Students Business Insider’s Website No Longer           Accessible From Campus After Feature on Andover Exeter Students Worried MIT Might Be Too Much of a Party School John Palfrey Named Most Successful Alumni Ever Recent Report Shows…

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