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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page Editor Unmasked as ‘Prosy Mosy: The Failed Poet’

Shock, confusion, concern. All of these emotions ripped through campus Tuesday morning when a certain Eighth Page Editor was revealed to be the man (or woman) behind the poet under the pseudonym Prosy Mosy. Mosy is one of Andover’s most infamous failures and laughingstocks. Last May, after endlessly petitioning The Phillipian for months, they finally…

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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

College Fair Sucked: Not Enough Roller Coasters Wistful and Reflective PG Dispenses Sage Advice to Underclassmen In Striking Show of Force, PAPS Calls Andover Police During Drill They Planned Eighth Page Editor Performs Stand Up at Local Prison, Finally Receives the Captive Audience They Deserve Small Child Rolls Down Hill in Large Junkyard Tire, Bets…

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