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Phillipian Satire: Illegal Parietal Alternatives

Neither the Eighth Page nor its subsidiary, The Phillipian, support or condone the use of Illegal Parietals. Here are our suggestions: The Library Renovation (though watch out for falling debris and/or patrolling construction workers) A Facetime date. Skip a step of prep and go commando! (just don’t stand up) The void where you’ll spend the rest…

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Phillipian Satire: Rejected Superbowl Ads

Phillips Academy Chicken Cutlets, orders will be taken as soon as Fall Term Animal Behavior ends Bluboxes™️ An ad for VisitNebraska.org.uk, but just with a guy with a corn of cob saying “Equality before the law” An advertisement that advertises the next advertisement

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