The Eighth Page

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Phillipian Satire: This Week’s Top Headlines

-Revisit Host Overwhelmed by Andover Campus and Classes -College Rejection Letter Mailed in Deceptively Fancy Envelope -Prefect Advising Freshman About Succeeding at Andover Yet to Start Paper Due Tomorrow -Student Activities ‘Nugget Night’ a Rousing Success -Commons Soft Serve Machine Really Taking Its Sweet Time -It is Apparently Chubbies Season -Upper Confused Why He Needs…

The Eighth Page

An Apology from the Editors

Dear Phillipian readership, This week the Eighth Page published a joke that is offensive and inappropriate. The “240th Admitted Class by the Numbers” graphic undermines the community values that we try to uphold as a newspaper and school. The fact that this graphic made it through multiple levels of editing to publication is unacceptable. We…

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