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Love…Zing

Now that the Board CXXVI is finally (Yes! FINALLY!) handing over the reins of this esteemed publication to our dismal and egregiously inferior successors (Just kidding, I love you Elissa!), I feel I must discuss a relevant and sentimental topic that touches all of our hearts… LOVE! Okay, it’s like this. The Phillipian is a…

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Mystics of Manchvegas

After seeking out hard-hitting news stories and arts exposes on the Andover campus for a year, we have developed a clairvoyant ability to see into the futures of Andover students’ lives. On the eve of our departure from The Phillipian, we look into our crystal ball to see what our CXXVI board-mates will be up…

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The McOdyssey

A funny thing happened on my way back from a Madden 2004 session in Troy, the annex of Fuess. More specifically, the funny thing was that I was chased through my dorm by a lunatic, red-headed, 230-pound PG. While I can now write this account of my adventure from the safety of my own room,…

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Va – JJ – Voom

Every season comes to an end. They have to, because otherwise the Andover Boys Cross Country team would never be allowed to eat. While it is sad to see the once-in-a-lifetime squad that was the Sports Section of CXXVI “fade into Bolivian” (thank you, Mike Tyson) we all must remember, after the tears and tickertape…

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My Secret Garden State

Over vacation I had the privilege of visiting one of the most awesomely, terminally exciting parts of the country. Some might argue that “awesomely” and “exciting” are not normally words associated with New Jersey. Others would claim that “terminally” is not used properly in the first sentence of this article. Those people are close-minded, barbaric,…

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