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The Art of Finding a Date to the Blue and Silver

In the bleak social tundra of winter term, it seems that only one event can bring real and genuine joy to the masses: The Blue and Silver Semi-Formal Dance. All across campus junior boys huddle en mass, refusing to ask any female in the entire school, out of pure fear. On the flip side of…

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Lower Form of Life

Every year in the winter term, a special time comes around. The Super Bowl is played, kids gossip about Head of School Day (2/4/03. Anyone who claims otherwise is incorrect), Winter Term bustles along, and Derrick Kuan ’04 gets that rash again. (Uzoma Iheagwara ’04 knows what I’m talking about). Arguably the biggest thing going…

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Back in Action With Uzoma

Guess who’s bizack. Ahhh, finally the gag has been removed, the censorship has been lifted, and the infamous Uzoma Kevin Iheagwara ’04 is back in action. This angry black man has been oppressed long enough. I’ve been tied up in the Phillipian room cellar by “The Men” Craig Ferarro ’03 and Duncan Dwyer ’03. After…

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A Little Girl’s Journey for Love

Recently, I got an email from the two Features Associate Editors that confirmed my worst fears. It read, “Jess, try to be more funny-haha than funny-pass me another mint julep, Jeeves.” Simply stated, I just wasn’t bling-bling enough. In a world of Ja-Rule and Jay-Z wannabes, I was taking lessons from, well, Mr. Rogers [Editor’s…

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