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Clem Wood: A Journey in Three Parts

From bowl-cut freshman News lackey to tall, dark, and handsome Editor-in-Chief, my career with The Phillipian has included many experiences, things, and people characteristic of a night out with Derrick Kuan ’04, namely: moments out of a bad comedy starring former “Saturday Night Live” (SNL) cast members; rank food; loose women; hard work; and incredible…

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You Got Served

So after seeing “You Got Served,” the ill new movie with Nick Cannon, (it’s actually that kid from B2K that looks like Nick Cannon, but I just call him that anyway) and the guy who plays Roger on “Sister, Sister,” I decided to change my ways and devote my life to break dancing and God,…

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Ead-ray Eatures-Fay

As some of you may have heard, or read, or been beaten mercilessly into understanding, I am one of the new editors of the Features section. This is a really exciting time for me, for I have many ideas for the future of the page. Here is an outline of some additions that I will…

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The Ice Queen

I think it’s safe to say that most people want to have their name remembered long after they die a noble death, and in my case, sell their remains to the glue factory. I think the best way to have your name remembered with the immortals is to have a cool nickname. A lot of…

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Master of the Minions

I feel that, finally, I can say with great confidence—the kind of confidence with which I asked Sobeida, my favorite Commons lady, for her number—that I have reached the high point of my Andover career. It is certainly true that I made this same claim some years ago after successfully eating five plates of shepherd’s…

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