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Celebrity Boxing Fat Tony Style

For those of you who weren’t around last year, I wrote a brilliant and well received article on hypothetical questions. Although this article was groundbreaking and original, the real strength of the article was the fact that it was written in list form. Although Andover students may be touted as having superior intellects, we have…

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Lights Out — Shhhhh!

If you don’t know anything about Warcraft 3, then don’t bother reading this article… WAIT! Do continue reading this article because it is about something greater than weekend LAN parties and Dungeons and Dragons. It is about freshman girls. Though seemingly harmless to an innocent bystander, these girls, or at least the ones in Nathan…

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Doctor Nate: Medicine Woman

Before I begin my article, I would like to use this space to apologize sincerely to anyone I may have offended with my article last week. I was insensitive to many different groups on the campus, and I apologize for any hurtful comments I wrote or negative stereotypes I reinforced. The comments were said in…

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Fram Tells it How it Is

I’ll admit it. I used to have a problem, and last spring I was put on probation because of my problem. Since May I have been completely clean, but due to my addictive personality, I have developed other habits. Most notable among these are gambling with my mom. We usually bet on stuff like if…

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Choose Your Own Adventure: College Edition

One morning, a little girl or boy (this is you!) woke up to start another stress-free day up on Andover Hill. Something was nagging your little clever mind, however. Suddenly you remember: “I had almost forgotten,” you exclaimed. “I am already two weeks into my freshman year. Someone told me by now I should have…

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