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Fashionably Loud: Tips from the Mastermind Himself

You can always sense the heterosexual love in the wind-chilled air whenever the Blue and Silver semi-formal dance arrives. For those of you with limited “mad knowledge,” the standard for this ball consists of a gentleman bringing a female chore monkey as his date. But for those of you Casanovas as stylish as I am,…

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Jordyn Fenton ’16: Horsies, Moosies, and More!

Disclaimer: All of the dialogue in the following article was really spoken by the precociously articulate Jordy Fenton ’16. The Phillipian and I would like to thank her for the time she spent answering our rapid fire questions and for the sunny air she lends to the Day Hall atmosphere. I live with her. I…

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The Art of Finding a Date to the Blue and Silver

In the bleak social tundra of winter term, it seems that only one event can bring real and genuine joy to the masses: The Blue and Silver Semi-Formal Dance. All across campus junior boys huddle en mass, refusing to ask any female in the entire school, out of pure fear. On the flip side of…

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A Holiday Tale: Jessica Schuster and the Fam

I was really, really, looking forward to winter vacation. Honestly, who wasn’t? Snow falling lightly, dorms brightly decorated…even Commons goes all out and adds a festive touch to the food (I mean, my chicken à la leftovers was really supposed to be red and green. Right?) By early December, we’ve had Thanksgiving vacation, and we…

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