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The Town and the City

Approaching that time of the year when underclassmen decide where they want to live next year, I thought that I would help students decide which cluster or dorms best fit their personality. Right now I want you to think about yourself, and who you really are, and then with my help, match yourself with the…

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To A Nunnery

Each week for The Phillipian it is my humble duty to pick a theme for the left page of that week’s issue. I usually try to hone in on current events around campus (i.e. Features Takes Exams,) or the time of year (i.e. Features Does Spring,) etc. Some themes are better than others, and some…

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Wherefore art thou Murdock

I love Shakespeare. From his tragedies to his beautiful sonnets, if it has something to do with old man Bill Shakespeare, chances are I’ve read it (unlikely), seen it in a movie (more likely,) or eaten a small bit of the paper it was written on (very likely.) Sometimes my love of Shakespeare is even…

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Dreams of Hatred

Lately certain things about this school have been making me furious. There are the obvious ones, like the fact that I know a crack addict who gets more sleep than I do, and then there are the less obvious ones, like the fact that if you wash your hands in the Commons bathroom, you’ll smell…

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Highway to the Danger Zone

Don’t get me wrong: I love the smell of tree-shaped air fresheners mixed with huge amounts of cigarette smoke as much as the next guy, but cabs in Andover are not getting any less creepy. Any one of the drivers could be a criminal, or worse yet, a mutant. For the time being, I’m not…

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