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The Rage of Anthony Reyes

Disclaimer: This is the official debut of Features Devilish Little Monkey Anthony Reyes ’05. After trying his little innocent monkey hands at Arts and then Commentary, he has ventured into the realm of Features. Welcome, Little Monkey Boy, into a world filled with joy, wonder, and oompa loompas. Hi, my name is Anthony Reyes ’05….

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Library Libel

As I am a consummately organized and conscientious student, I am confronted on a daily basis by hordes of lesser beings who wish for me to teach them about my study routine. So, I’d like to present A Night at the Library, a scrupulously detailed, play-by-play account of just one of the countless nights I’ve…

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Jordyn Fenton ’16: Horsies, Moosies, and More!

Disclaimer: All of the dialogue in the following article was really spoken by the precociously articulate Jordy Fenton ’16. The Phillipian and I would like to thank her for the time she spent answering our rapid fire questions and for the sunny air she lends to the Day Hall atmosphere. I live with her. I…

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The Art of Finding a Date to the Blue and Silver

In the bleak social tundra of winter term, it seems that only one event can bring real and genuine joy to the masses: The Blue and Silver Semi-Formal Dance. All across campus junior boys huddle en mass, refusing to ask any female in the entire school, out of pure fear. On the flip side of…

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