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A Little Girl’s Journey for Love

Recently, I got an email from the two Features Associate Editors that confirmed my worst fears. It read, “Jess, try to be more funny-haha than funny-pass me another mint julep, Jeeves.” Simply stated, I just wasn’t bling-bling enough. In a world of Ja-Rule and Jay-Z wannabes, I was taking lessons from, well, Mr. Rogers [Editor’s…

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Top 10 Ways to Spice Up the Blue and Silver

10. Spike the strawberry punch…with cherry Kool-Aid. They’ll never notice. 9. Switch dates for a song, then refuse to switch back because your date is uglier. 8. Wear a tuxedo t-shirt. It puts the semi in semi-formal. 7. Willingly take a breathalyzer test and continue to insist that you’re drunk to look cool, even after…

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Ivana Mandic

A quick note about this: Sarah Chang ’05 showed this to me one day, and it inspired me throughout my entire Senior Fall and has continued to help me keep going this term. I simply felt that the awareness regarding Women’s Professional Basketball was not up to par, and thus I’ve chosen to showcase my…

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Supertool

As the straggling light of winter slips into the new year, we’re assured of a few things: the Chick-fil-a bowl, the hideous visage of Dick Clark, overrated parties and New Year’s resolutions. According to some government census, most Americans claim they will lose weight, or stop smoking. Admittedly, most of these resolutions are ditched about…

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Wishful Thinking

With the close of a harsh fall term, the baneful winter converged on campus like a hoard of squirrels. Although the new-fallen snow means we won’t be able to see our furry little friends scampering around and scurrying up trees anymore, you can still sleep safe knowing that they will return to us in the…

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