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Bandwidth Bandit

Now, as I was showering and singing Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got to Do with It?” it crossed my mind that we have some very interesting rules on campus. Now, as a proud and honorable member of the PA community [Editor’s Note: People from Lawrence are not to be trusted], I thought to myself, wouldn’t…

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The Rage of Anthony Reyes

Disclaimer: This is the official debut of Features Devilish Little Monkey Anthony Reyes ’05. After trying his little innocent monkey hands at Arts and then Commentary, he has ventured into the realm of Features. Welcome, Little Monkey Boy, into a world filled with joy, wonder, and oompa loompas. Hi, my name is Anthony Reyes ’05….

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Fashionably Loud: Tips from the Mastermind Himself

You can always sense the heterosexual love in the wind-chilled air whenever the Blue and Silver semi-formal dance arrives. For those of you with limited “mad knowledge,” the standard for this ball consists of a gentleman bringing a female chore monkey as his date. But for those of you Casanovas as stylish as I am,…

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Jordyn Fenton ’16: Horsies, Moosies, and More!

Disclaimer: All of the dialogue in the following article was really spoken by the precociously articulate Jordy Fenton ’16. The Phillipian and I would like to thank her for the time she spent answering our rapid fire questions and for the sunny air she lends to the Day Hall atmosphere. I live with her. I…

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