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Rocky IV

At least once a month I get lazy, and start writing articles about the A-Team. Hopefully this isn’t one of those weeks, but hey, we’ll see. So I figured since there isn’t anything else going on this week, I’d offer some perspective on my own life since, hey, I never talk about myself. Anyway, I…

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Civil War II: PA VS AHS

I was born in the back of a Chrysler minivan outside a McDonalds in southeastern Tennessee. When I came out a Chihuahua named Phillip sitting in the front seat ran back and bit me in the left leg. That’s why I walk with a limp, and that’s why I am terrified of Chihuahuas. Unfortunately, my…

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The Manchurian Candidate

Let’s face it: life here at Phillips Academy is stressful. Between classes, sports, and extracurriculars, I sometimes feel as though there aren’t enough hours in the day. In fact, I sometimes find myself skipping non-essential actions such as eating, bathing, and cutting my toenails. As a result of my hectic lifestyle, I weigh roughly 90…

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Kid Doesn’t Smell Like Anything

Stain Repellant Pants Really Not a Gimmick Tulsa, OK – “When I first bought these, I totally thought I was throwing my money away, but I wanted to impress my girlfriend,” said David Broomdale from his Lakeview apartment on Wednesday. “I was wrong though, these things are sweet. Like sweeter than the George Forman.” Broomdale…

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