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Back from the Dead: Mc Garvery Does Winter Term

It’s the time of year when layers of clothing are shed like layers of unnecessary flab and it seems like that homicidally depressed senior you know is finally beginning to smile (eh, maybe it’s just the Valium). Yes boys and girls, spring is here. Here in the upper limits of the American north, we’ve withstood…

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Heart of Ice: Winter Term at PA

I met a young lad the other day. Let’s call him Phillip Sakadami. Phillip came up to me, and we had a little chat. I told him about the massive amounts of work I had, how I had to stay up late almost every night, how winter term was awful, etc. etc. etc. Phillip smiled…

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Grumpy Old Men

This weekend I had the duty of getting off my large behind, being dragged from my Saturday cartoons, and traveling to watch a movie so that my fellow students could read a review. I had to make a decision between How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Gods and Generals, Kangaroo Jack [the #1…

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The Rage of Anthony Reyes: Part 2

Editor’s Disclaimer: We didn’t really know what we were getting into when we asked Anthony to write an article for Features. Last week, Derrick wrote much of the “Rage of Reyes” piece. This week, we figured we’d give Anthony a shot; he was a good sport after we told him we’d appropriated his name, so…

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