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Clem Wood: A Journey in Three Parts

From bowl-cut freshman News lackey to tall, dark, and handsome Editor-in-Chief, my career with The Phillipian has included many experiences, things, and people characteristic of a night out with Derrick Kuan ’04, namely: moments out of a bad comedy starring former “Saturday Night Live” (SNL) cast members; rank food; loose women; hard work; and incredible…

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Ead-ray Eatures-Fay

As some of you may have heard, or read, or been beaten mercilessly into understanding, I am one of the new editors of the Features section. This is a really exciting time for me, for I have many ideas for the future of the page. Here is an outline of some additions that I will…

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The Ice Queen

I think it’s safe to say that most people want to have their name remembered long after they die a noble death, and in my case, sell their remains to the glue factory. I think the best way to have your name remembered with the immortals is to have a cool nickname. A lot of…

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Nughes and Feechers

Commentary, without a doubt, is the hottest section of The Phillipian (In more ways than one: holla to our associates Cassie Tognoni ’05 and Jane Herzeca ’05, Beecher loves you. And Tyler Hill ’05 – Alanna says she will never forget the romantic nights you shared “laying out the page” in the photo room). Every…

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The McOdyssey

A funny thing happened on my way back from a Madden 2004 session in Troy, the annex of Fuess. More specifically, the funny thing was that I was chased through my dorm by a lunatic, red-headed, 230-pound PG. While I can now write this account of my adventure from the safety of my own room,…

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