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Phillipian Satire: Trustees Answer “What Is the Rarest Game You Have Ever Harpooned While On the Yacht of An International Investor?”
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Phillipian Satire: Trustees Answer “What Is the Rarest Game You Have Ever Harpooned While On the Yacht of An International Investor?”

“I’m just an alumni trustee, so I’m only rich enough to hunt on continental land.” — Nigel Placard ’82, CEO. “I only go yachting with American investors.” — Abigail Jonas ’80, Investment Banker. “I remember that day like a dream upon waking. I remember the gulls circling o’er head, the Pacific sun beating down on…

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Phillipian Satire: Tips for New Students!

— The bigger the group, the more fun you’re having. — Mrs. Elliott can’t force you to greet strangers on the path. — If you’re feeling overwhelmed, just remember that it’s only going to get worse. — PAPS isn’t allowed to chase you, but they are allowed to gossip about you. — Keep your friends…

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