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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page Successfully Prevents The Phillipian From Winning Journalistic Award, Again

“Another loss for The Phillipian credited to us? That’s a win,” rejoiced Sophia Gilmour ’19, new Co-Editor of the paper’s satire section, The Eighth Page. Each year, The Phillipian submits itself into a number of journalistic competitions, and each year it receives the same criticism, phrased to varying degrees of constructiveness: “You would have won,…

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