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Phillipian Satire: Rejected Superbowl Ads

Phillips Academy Chicken Cutlets, orders will be taken as soon as Fall Term Animal Behavior ends Bluboxes™️ An ad for VisitNebraska.org.uk, but just with a guy with a corn of cob saying “Equality before the law” An advertisement that advertises the next advertisement

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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

“My dorm is under investigation for a hidden computer recording dialogue between house counselors” “Dum-dum says What?” “I sure do hope the winter squash crop survives with all these fluctuating temperatures” “My teacher rejected my lunch invite on evite” “Breaking toothpicks helps me control the unquenchable rage I feel most days” “I told him! I…

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Phillipian Satire: 8P Reviews Technology: Phone Week

iPhone X Pros: Everyone knows Daddy bought it for you Easier to check yourself out without people noticing Really great image resolution Cons: The ‘X’ reminds you of X and how much you miss him 🙁 No home button forces you to confront how your childhood is wasting away before your eyes and you may…

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