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Phillipian Satire: How Did Students Celebrate Earth Day?

Posted a photo of that one time they planted a tree in a rainforest in Guatemala. Considered recycling their cup, but decided better safe than sorry. Marched for science on the coal plant next to Draper Cottage. Felt vindicated after watching a NowThis video of “Bill Nye Destroying Fox News Climate Denier.” Offered a hecatomb…

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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Listen, They Told Us Not To Tell You This, But The State Of The Academy Isn’t Anonymous. If You’re Reading This, It May Already Be Too Late. We Have To Run Now; They’re Coming For Us, And They’re Coming For You Too. We’re Not Kidding. We Can’t Say Much More Here, It Isn’t Safe. —…

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