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Phillipian Satire: New! Winter Electives

LIT420: Nature and Its Solutions: Relieve your stress and cultivate leaves — take part in fun group Sanctuary outings. The final will include a marketing pitch for your very own homeopathic remedy/essential oil. MUS617: History of Bostonian Music: “Shippin’ Up To Boston” is on constant repeat while you wait in line for your Loop. ART666:…

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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Path

“Should you really be getting a second plate?” “Wait a minute, the rest of the world doesn’t celebrate this?” “Hmm so you wore a low cut v-neck to Thanksgiving. Interesting choice, Sandra.” “Shut up, Gerald! No one wants to hear about your thirteenth major switch!” “If we eat the tofu Janet brought, the terrorists win.”…

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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

John Palfrey Releases Newest Book: “Freshman Looked at Den from Afar, Den is Closed: A Modern Tragic Love Story” EBI Seniors Write Fanfics for Incoming Andover Students 80 Percent of Lowers Report That They Can’t Remember The Last Time They Had an Actual Glass of Milk It is Finally Acceptable to Listen to Holiday Music…

Phillipian Satire: Classifieds for the Lovelorn
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Phillipian Satire: Classifieds for the Lovelorn

Exeter can be a lonely place, and it’s not always easy to meet new people. So every week, we highlight one real, actual student who is on this campus and looking for love (non-sexual only, this isn’t a brothel). Cool Facts About me! Water > Coke Once successfully escaped a pagan cult I own the…

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