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Phillipian Humor: “Misanthropic” White Male Has No No Problem Spending Valentine’s Day Alone: News

Priding himself on his pessimistic, world-weary point of view, local boarding student Jacob Fuller ’17  told press last Tuesday that he “has absolutely no problem being alone on Valentine’s Day.” “I’ve lost hope in this country’s democratic system, how could I possibly be preoccupied with some arbitrary, consumerist holiday?” asked Fuller, an outspoken solipsist and…

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