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Phillipian Satire: Meet the New Associates: Will Leggat

Who is William Milk-Before-Cereal Leggat ’20? No one knows. After asking those in his five-person dorm, they responded with, “Is he the kid with pink and green pants?” An Upper in Susie’s answered, “Does he still go here? Is he one of the kids on SYA?” Some may never see him around campus because he…

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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Student Demonstrates Too Much Interest At College Info Session, Creeps College Out Student Who Earned Below 50 Percent On Academic Integrity Module to Be Put On Watch List Annual Campus-Wide Surprise at Change In Season Speculated to Take Place Imminently Student Who Moved From PKN to WQN Says The Grass IS Greener on the Other…

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