–A portrait of Alex painted à la “The Milkmaid” by Johannes Vermeer. –Rockwell’s 2017-2018 Sexy Calendar. –Golden locks of hair, scattered tastefully. – Several large tubs labelled mayonnaise that are really just filled with any one of seven different white mystery liquids. –Fairy lights.
Phillipian Satire: Charity Campaign: Andover Athletics Commits to Losing Every Athletic Contest for a Year
Thirsty for wins and championships, Andover Athletics is as serious as they come, and the Borden Memorial Gym is at the helm. Year after year, they fail to disappoint. For centuries, Andover Athletics has fostered a competitive environment. But now, a local charity run and managed by retired Girl Scouts Troop 77253 looks to provide…
By Will Leggat
“People just don’t get modern art,” said Thomas “Thom with an H” Barry ’18 in response to general outrage to his actions during last Wednesday’s JV2 lacrosse game. As the young student/aspiring vintage scarf collector, covered in WD-40, slipped and slid across Siberia fields last Wednesday, the Good God-Loving Christians…
–A small but anatomically correct Catboner statue. –(We had something better, but our Editor in Chief doesn’t understand metaphors.) –My mom’s wedding ring, will follow up. –A broken ankle monitor. –Inner peace.
Student Expelled After Beginning DC Statement for Plagiarism With “It Was The Best of Mistakes, it Was the Worst Of Mistakes.” Ammunition for Faculty’s Prototype Catapult Now a Work Duty Option for Junior Boys Direct Link Found Between Dancing and Lack of Respect for Non Sibi Spirit Administration Subsidizes Students…