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Phillipian Satire: HOSD 2018

How You Spent HOSD 2018 –Made toast. –Jumped out in a bear costume   and scared faculty children. –In layman’s terms, I soiled myself. –Found love in Benner House. –Yelled at the radio. Looking Forward –Graduation (Seniors: 116   days; Uppers: 481 days;   Lowers: 847 days; Freshmen:   1212 days). –Eighth Page line of…

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Phillipian Satire: This Week’s Top Headlines

Valentine’s Day Looms Like Dark, Threatening Cloud Over Campus Plans For Eighth Page Lounge Supported by Everyone Except Party Pooper Upper Management Eighth Page Once Again Ranked Within Top Ten in The Phillipian Pages by Sequential Order. Cluster Olympics Deemed by Campus Activists as Just Another Scheme to Divide Students Newest Procrastination Device Sweeps Campus:…

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