“I got tangled in an expensive legal battle with Ben and Jerry’s.” “I bare-knuckle boxed a moose.” “I slept through all of Spring Break in what may or may not have been a bear-attack-induced coma.” “I did all my homework for this term and the next three.”
By Lily Rademacher
As winter comes to an end, the more athletically-inclined of Andover close up the Snyder Center in favor of the icky outdoor athletic grounds. However, the question of which sports will occupy Snyder and its 98,000 square feet of Big Blue Spirit looms hauntingly over the heads of spring coaches. Especially due to recent and…
Sykes Declares State of Emergency After Senioritis Outbreak. And Syphilis. Student Falls Into Tiger Pit in Front of PAPS Headquarters. Local Caravan of Vagabonds Set Up Camp and Bewitch Andover. Administration Bans Apple Products After Steve Jobs Doesn’t Respond to Request to Speak on Campus.
Phillipian Satire: A Response To the Notion That Freshmen are Allowed to be Stressed: ‘No, You Can’t.’
By Will Leggat
Look, kid, you don’t even know what the word stress means. As a fully-grown Senior, let me educate you a little on the real world that I am totally a part of. It’s full of meanies that will try to kick you out six times because they found out you were harboring naked mole rats…
Last Sunday, The Phillipian staff celebrated the board turnover and bode a generally fond farewell to departing Editors with a banquet held in the Mural Room in Paresky Commons. where the new editors made speeches about and gave gifts to the old ones. Pros – Charlie tried on the Reagan/Bush ’84 tank top we bought…