The “Leave Room for Jesus” Rule was deemed unconstitutional in the famous 1987 Supreme Court case Sexually Frustrated Teenagers vs. Saint Christopher.

Just like your father, prom will let you down.

Studies have shown that, on average, a girl attending prom will take 7,302 photographs of her, her friends and/or her date. The guys in this photo shoot will feel as comfortable as a moose at an NRA meeting.

Seventy-two percent of girls over-do their hair and makeup for...