Mrs. Caulderhill: Hello little Jonathan. What are you drawing today?

Jonathan: It’s you!

Mrs. Caulderhill: Oh, isn’t that sweet. Am I supposed to be swimming with dolphins?

Jonathan: Actually, it’s you in shark-infested waters. Can’t you see the razor sharp teeth made for ripping and tearing apart human flesh? I even drew them facing inwards so it would be harder for you to pull yourself away from their deathly grip!

Mrs. Caulderhill: My…that certainly is...