Shocking research from Harvard has concluded that the majority of America has no interest in the sport of figure skating, yet watches the Olympic events in hopes of seeing crashes.

Harvard professor, Dr. Ivan Von Stoinkenburger, said, “To be honest, we weren’t very surprised by the results. Let’s be real, does anyone care if the tiny French girl lands her triple axel double salchow jump? Does anyone understand what I just said? No, on both accounts. The numbers don’t lie: people...