10. For fewer dishes, share eating utensils with the sick bay at Isham.

9. Eat veggies. How does this save energy? Good question.

8. Cut back on watching LOST. They will never leave the island. Deal with it.

7. Plug in a particle accelerator on the Exeter campus.

6. Become intimate with an easily-manipulated electrician.

5. “If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down.”

4. Turn down your heat and buy a snuggie. Now in fluorescent...