Q. What are you doing to help in the Green Cup Challenge?

A. What is the Green Cup Challenge? Oh, is that why I keep getting those e-mails about conserving energy or whatever? Huh. Well I try to, you know, turn out the lights, but I can’t guarantee anything.

Q. What do you do to conserve energy?

A. Again, I try to turn out the lights, turn off the TV and turn off the shower when I’m done, but sometimes I can be a bit forgetful.

Q. How long is your average shower...