Who’s high? All of them. Phillipian Online’s Kevin Song wonders who the hell is holding the camera. (Y. Watanabe/The Phillipian)
All people make mistakes, right? Wrong. Copy Staff is a team of dedicated individuals whose sole mission is to correct the many mistakes created by the sleep-deprived, grammatically challenged editors of The Phillipian. They really are the dictionary definition of “perfect.”
Ben and Caitlin are human spell-checkers, able to spot typos and Oxford commas from miles away. The only mistakes they’ve ever made in their lives involved a trip to Las Vegas and about twice as much tomfoolery as you saw in “The Hangover.”
“I excite edit Phillipian year for,” said Caitlin. Well, it’s safe to say they didn’t get their hands on this week’s section.
Kennedy Edmonds has left the Copy team to takeover the reins of a newly made-up, fairy tale job called “Director of Writing.” What does this new job entail? Supposedly, he’ll be teaching the writers how to write better. If only he was literate.
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