The Phillipian

1. 2009 “At-A-Glance” Calendar: Dogs in Costumes

2. Mug reaffirming that you are the World’s Best Dad

3. An especially funny “Family Circus” from last Tuesday’s paper

4. Signed photograph of you with Tony Danza

5. Your mother’s ashes

6. Women in the Workplace:

Where “no” really means “no”

1. The Tamagotchi that you’ve kept alive for 12 years

2. Second Floor Minesweeper Championship 2005 Plaque

3. Your paper clip that looks like the Virgin Mary

4. Your kid’s ugly drawing of your family