“Don’t you just love it when two primary colors collide in epic displays of athletic performance? No? Where are you going?”
“I wonder if this athletic center doubles as a fallout shelter, too.”
“Excuse me, those gummy sharks are not to be used as weapons! What? No, they can’t be used as an alternative to scotch tape, either! What are you doing to that wall? Cut that out! Take that poster down immediately!”
“Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
Damn! I did it again!”
“Quick, grab that computer! I can’t believe these dumb kids –
they leave their doors
unlocked every year.”
“Some kid just called me a catboner. What does that even mean? Honestly, should I feel insulted? Because to be honest, I kind of liked it.”
“Hey! I just noticed something. Both of our schools have the same name! Isn’t that funny? I think it’s funny. Stop laughing at me.”
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