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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Fifty Prisoners On The Loose After Bus Driver Mistakes PEA Campus for New Hampshire State Penitentiary

PEA Student Reported To Dean For Looking Up “Happy Playlists” On Spotify

Auditions Held for Best Weeping Boy to Greet Prospective Students

How Exeter is Saving Money: Wellness Center Hasn’t Needed to Order More Condoms in Ten Years

Students Crying Out Like Lost Sheep for Heavier Handed Censorshiop

Nov 9, 2018