The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Things the Deans Confiscated From Lyle’s Room

4x boxes of Bic-quick dry whiteout. (Lyle, should we be concerned?)

3x gallon-size milk bottles filled with urine

31x paper towels he was gonna reuse

1x “flashdrive”

1x flashdrive

47x yellow things, including happy thoughts

9x creme brulee candles from Bath & Body Works

Oct 26, 2018