The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Things Students Really Want to See on the Weekender

  • Like, a really big wheel of cheese.
  • A lit Rally for Fair Treatment of Leek Farmers in the Upper-Midwest.
  • Better ethanol subsidies.
  • 5 ferrets in a baggy suit pretending to be John Palfrey.
  • Make your own (emotional) crutch workshop.
  • B.Y.O.P Mystery Meat Marathon (Bring Your Own Penicillin!).
Oct 5, 2018