- Like, a really big wheel of cheese.
- A lit Rally for Fair Treatment of Leek Farmers in the Upper-Midwest.
- Better ethanol subsidies.
- 5 ferrets in a baggy suit pretending to be John Palfrey.
- Make your own (emotional) crutch workshop.
- B.Y.O.P Mystery Meat Marathon (Bring Your Own Penicillin!).
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