The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

  • College Fair Sucked: Not Enough Roller Coasters
  • Wistful and Reflective PG Dispenses Sage Advice to Underclassmen
  • In Striking Show of Force, PAPS Calls Andover Police During Drill They Planned
  • Eighth Page Editor Performs Stand Up at Local Prison, Finally Receives the Captive Audience They Deserve
  • Small Child Rolls Down Hill in Large Junkyard Tire, Bets Placed on Outcome
  • Faculty Gambling Ring Exposed to Have Bets On Students’ GPA

Apr 27, 2018