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Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

  • Edgy Freshman Who Dishonestly Filled Out State of the Academy Hailed a Legend
  • ‘Prom is For Losers’: An Investigative Report By Local Loser
  • Andover Pastor to Officially Give Blessing to Rains in Africa on Sunday
  • News from Mighty Jungle: Lion Maintaining Steady Sleep Schedule
  • Rabbit Pond Water Turning Frogs Into Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Tables in Lower Left Just Slightly Too High for the Chairs
Apr 13, 2018