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Phillipian Satire: Cutting Down on Energy Consumption? Follow These Simple Tips

–Cut all the circuits. They’re bugged.

–Slice random cars’  brakes. Think of all the fossil fuel emission you just prevented!

–Forsake all material possessions to Mother Nature.

–Realize you came from the dirt and to the dirt you will one day return.

–Turn the faucet off while you scrub your taxidermy collection.

Apr 13, 2018