The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Lost & Found

This weekend we took it upon ourselves to clean out the newsroom’s Lost and Found. Here are some of the things we decided to steal from it.

–The baseball team’s humility.

–Last week’s Sports section.

–Three of Regina the Spider’s eight legs.

–A kazoo.

–Upper Management’s “Burn Book.”

–Anonymous D.C. statement.

–Taxidermied squirrel.

Apr 6, 2018