The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: This Week’s Top Headlines

  • Squirrels, After Long Winter Exodus, Return to Campus in Full Force
  • Traveling Vagabonds Pay Large Cash Sum to Lift Curse on Campus
  • Students’ Refusal to Use Deodorant Most Effective Form of Protest Yet
  • The Eighth Page Refuses to Play the Game With The System, Man.
  • Andover Senior Bully in for a Shock When They Go to School With Actual Cool Kids.
Mar 30, 2018