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Phillipian Satire: Types of Spring Breaks Andover Students Had

“I got tangled in an expensive legal battle with Ben and Jerry’s.”

“I bare-knuckle boxed a moose.”

“I slept through all of Spring Break in what may or may not have been a bear-attack-induced coma.”

“I did all my homework for this term and the next three.”

Mar 23, 2018