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Phillipian Satire: Requirements for Eighth Page Associates

–Physically, could wrestle an alligator, but ethically, could not.

–Knows all the lyrics to “Till I Collapse” by Eminem.

–Socially liberal, fiscally conservative.

–Would have had the foresight to talk some sense into Judas.

–Will accept the title of “Human Dartboard.”

Mar 23, 2018