Valentine’s Day Looms Like Dark, Threatening Cloud Over Campus
Plans For Eighth Page Lounge Supported by Everyone Except Party Pooper Upper Management
Eighth Page Once Again Ranked Within Top Ten in The Phillipian Pages by Sequential Order.
Cluster Olympics Deemed by Campus Activists as Just Another Scheme to Divide Students
Newest Procrastination Device Sweeps Campus: Just a Ball of Yarn
Mass Exodus of Students Over Long Weekend Leaves Teachers Searching for Malleable Youths to Guide and Nurture