Disgusting: a majority of the campus’ squirrels didn’t even know to celebrate.
Did you know that it was National Squirrel Day on Sunday the twenty-first of January? If so, did you tell a squirrel? A recent survey conducted by The Phillipian has brought the school’s attention to a serious lack of consideration towards the school’s squirrel population. Yes, we have a day dedicated to them, but what good is that if nobody even bothers to help them celebrate? Now is the time for change. Talk to a squirrel; invite them into your loving home; show them some darn hospitality for once.